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oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

  • me: feels lonely
  • me: isolates self

deodrant:

i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Quelle: rnerrychristmas)

  • me: I need to do homework
  • bias group: OR OR OR you could watch that one video you've seen a million times.
  • me: *watches that one video I've seen a million times*
  • me: *clicks on another video I have also seen a bunch of times*
  • me: *doesn't do homework*